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Congratulations,

Obscure Hindu Deity

you are this month's

Mr/Ms Maychild Jevaberry Court Jester



You could be next! Just fill out the application below.










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Register Your Person With JEVA!

All registrants are automatically eligible to become Mr/Mrs Maychild Jeva-berry court Jester!

"Sometimes I feel utterly and universally hated." "At night I gorge myself on pie and lard." Sound familiar? "My saliva is yellow." "I burn vanilla candles on the floor and smear the wax into my eyebrow while I take a shit and listen to the effeminate voice that whispers in my ear, telling me that everyone knows about my oral hemorrhoids." Does this sound like you? If you've ever been aroused by Gumby (and I know you have!), you could be next in line for the title of Mr/Mrs May-Child Jevaberry court Jester. Just fill out the application/registration form below.
What people call me:

What I wish people would call me:

What I honestly think I should be called:

My e-mail:

Jeva makes me feel:
Squishy Outraged Validated Alive Dead
Something less than alive but more than dead High
Petulant

Spug makes me feel:
Alone Scuzzy Something less than dead but more than alive Gassy Brilliant

Jeva makes me lose my:


If chosen as Mr/Mrs Maychild Jeva-berry Court Jester, I will use my status and privelege for:
Good Evil

I want to be the next MMMCJ court Jester because (100 words or less):

My most embarrasing sexual hang-up is:

I can't function normally because:

I personally do not deserve to be Mr/Ms Maychild Jevaberry Court Jester,
but this person does:


Or send your name, specs, and photo to: shoeshoeshoe@hotmail.com
Past winners include:

  • Morrissey
  • Al Gore
  • my postpet, Burpy
  • Ashlynn, who said, "I didn't fill out any dumb form or give you information or PERMISSION to do that. mad, mad, mad!!!!! "
  • Poonsmacka
  • Taryn ("lilipalili")
  • Genetically Manipulated Organisms
  • Elian Gonzales
  • Robert P. Booth, of Wirtz, Va and his amazing ass-kicking machine
  • Ross "external prostate" Linderman
  • Ricky Martin
  • Ryan Miller
  • Chuck Endsley
  • The Melody Boys Quartet
  • Jevan divinty Muddy River Blind Lemon Chicken

    Also receiving votes:
  • Taryn's aunt (2)
  • Slubby (1)
  • Eric Day (1)
  • Randy Burke (1) of JudithGoliath.com fame. Keep trying, Randy!
  • Taryn's dog (1)
  • Taryn's coffee machine (1)

    I do not like this place. I would rather play breakout or do something interesting. I am a putz.