"Yes. JEVA, JEVA, JEVA. We GET IT already."
--www.losers.org

"Jeva - I.. just don't get it"
--www.eboogyman.com

"... Jeva Jeva Warning ! Looking at this annoyingly flashing and blinking pages could result in severe brain damage. Besides, I don't get the message. ..."
--Olaf Eichler

"The worst personal home page I have EVER seen, and believe me, I've seen thousands of them: jevajeva.tripod.com/ (and the guy looks as bad as he codes..."
--David Allen

"Yet another case against vanity pages (will make your head hurt)"
--www.fark.com

"Great sight. Talks about stuff no talks about and stuff that is depper than most sufrace people."
--Charles Q. Spugley

"The Tao brought me hither...I was high as Jesus Christ Almighty and his Holy Mother one night, and was meditating on a strange symbol in the upper left corner of an ancient painting that had been passed through my family for centuries. The painting prominently featured a fish of indistinct but specific variety, embossed with classical greek letters spelling the word "FISH". Suddenly a fog lifted, and I realized that the mandala I was scrutinizing was actually formed into letters, but the letters were not greek. Rather, if read as late twentienth century english, from left to right, they spell the word JEVA. I seek the JEVA that was known in days of yore."
--Isaac

"it don't jeva thang if it ain't jeva bang! oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh----------------that spug muffin got me bad! nevajevanevajevanevajevanevajeva. I ain't gonna jeva no mo'. ouch."
--that guy over there

"Jeva is talking loud and saying nothing. Naming your first-born "Jeva" will not ensure his safety if a plague were to sweep the land. It would, however, make him very popular with the clergy and affiliates at the Discovery Channel. Fucking with Jeva is like eating wormwood with a belladonna chaser. Jeva doesn't make the rules, or break the rules, or even, observe the rules. Jeva can support everything you can imagine, yet, refuses conform. Jeva is not Spug, although, Spug would have no validity without Jeva. Jeva likes the smell of cavendish coming from your pipe. Jeva is an all-knowing, two-timing, dice-rolling, hip-shaking, snack-packing, mother-fucking blessing."
--Ryan Miller

"when i heard jeva died i just knew it was all over. but when i saw this website and saw you keeping jeva's spirit alive, i bust out with joy's hemhorroids. Praise'im!"
--Danny Griffith



"I loved the jeva pages...they're sooo cool and humorous and also thought provoking ... thanks and I look forward to seeing new items on this page!"
--Rachel



"hey cool site blahblah you are really kool blahblah love your intense sense of hortenceblabla cus cows can cull crows,provided people play penguin ball can you hear me i can i swear"
--Buckyballs



"Yeah, they're above average."
--martiniman




"you are so bloody funny and yet confusing--i havent worked out wether your a guy or girl i swear!"
--nav

"I'm at the library and I thought I was going to get kicked out once obscenities starting showing up on the screen. you have a very good vocabulary, you know?"
--Ashlynn

"Hey man . . . u have a picture on yer site of a chick . . . im just wondering if u . . . have anymore pics of her? coz she . . . does it for me in a big way."
--Agwethor



"On the first day, GOD made the earth. On the second day god made light and dark/ground and sky. On the third day, GOD made *JEVA*. Now *JEVA* is a special soul which takes a new solid form every century. The body dies and the soul is reincarnated as something else. This century *JEVA* is in the form of a bag."
--found jeva text

"***Hear Ye! Hear Ye I have been chosen to be an automatic spokes person for JEVA IM SO HAPPY I WON I WON Everyone visit JEVA page which is on one of my links above cause they kick ass and I love them."
--ree ree

"i am confused by (these people)...i wonder if (they're) speaking the same language as i am..?"
--nav

"well ive been made better by this thing called jeva but i still need something more. . ."
--Buckminsterfullerine

". . .Because, after all, isn't Jeva the one running this here show anyway?"
--roy

"i was intrigued by two of my friends fascination with a word that meant nothing to me: jeva. when asked about this odd little word, they replied in phrases that explained nothing in close proximity to a definition that made any sense to me. basically all they could tell me was that jeva was just jeva. so you can imagine my surprise, when several weeks later, i found myself looking at a business card in Dilworth coffee shop that boldly bared none other than that indescribable word jeva. how could 4 simple letters make something so profound in my friends lives? so i write you to find out.
~sincerily, Lydia
p.s. i would really apreciate a response, even if an explination to this phenomena is not contained."
--Goldin11@aol.com

"monday ----------------------------------------3:30 -5:00 MTV (forgive our ignorance) JEVA inc. ...............goes international spug shall be right behind it.........good luck ..... viva la resistance"
--Cristina Fuentes