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do you remember the snorks?

 

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i faint when exposed to medical equipment.

 

your biological mother

I used to think that if my mother never gave birth to me, i just would be someone else.

maybe she didn't, and i am.

 

that is a private matter

something funny happened to me several months ago.

you would probably like to hear about it, but it is still too painful to talk about.

 

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community calender

  • what has two heads, six legs, and a shell? a turtle named "peanut butter" and "jelly" born with psodymus bicephalism. be sure to visit the nature museum on sterling drive near freedom park to see ths bizzare monstrosity. and possibly other freaks of nature besides.

  • gallery 77 on north davidson will be open every first and third fridays for gallery crawl, and by appointment. call wheetie at 372-8797 for more information.

  • there will be a baked bean supper this wednesday night at the first presbyterian church. it's byob, and please call ahead if you plan to attend.


     

    Happy Time

    I like to keep it interesting with my fiance, "Adrienne", as we are very busy people. My favorite theme is "Happy Time". We live in a two bedroom town house with floors of hardwood, and when the mood strikes(about us, every two nights or three!), we begin to "Happy Time". I tell "Adrienne" to put on her sexy clothes and I will get ready by putting the bubbles in the bath. I invest my time in keeping physically masculine so that she will know "Ryan" is boss!!! Next when she is dressed up for me, I unveil my love for her by removing my artificial chest hair(she thinks Austin Powers is SO funny!). I have found that when I do this and then conquest her with my tickling prowess it makes her "ready" for me and we have a wonderful love making session which ends. It ends with "Adrienne" and I being cozy and being the kindest of two people. "Happy Time" and laughter and relax it brings on us is avery potent aphrodisiac. On occasion we have been told to shut it by the people next door!!!! From now on we have been observing silence at "Happy Time".

    Your Romantic colleague,

    "Ryan"
    Our names have been altered for anonymity!!!


     

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