Darryl would like to ask you a few questions


 if you don't mind

what is your name?
Did you happen to find any articles of clothing or other accessories on this website recently?
if you did, what did the item(s) look like?
where were the item(s) located?
which of my possessions is likely going to be hiding in a new place soon?   

how did i get a black eye?
Did you see my shoe on the internet, or just a picture of my shoe? How can you tell the difference? Does an online image exist if a tree falls on all the computers when no one's around?

  it's best if you click this box. It really is.