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a special message for phone users from JEVAcorp: jeva recognizes the growing popularity of wireless internet use. To accommodate those with wireless devices, JEVA now provides an alternate site, called slubby. Enjoy, but remember, we don't advise using the internet while driving. You could end up wrecking your SUV. Instead, pull over and have a latte, if you can manage to pry your lips from the great teat of consumerism which you so relentlessly suckle. The bg on this page used to be dd.gif. It was cool.





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critical acclaim for the JEVA pages
painting
straight talk about jeva
read the most recent story that I've ever written (may not be very recent)
selections from drug charts
vote for mr/mrs maychild jeva berry court jester
music courtesy of hampsterdance2.com
porn links
the largest f on the internet
preston's dog
JEVA website trouble shooter
soapy the owl
euphemisms
quote of the homepage (a great honor)
yo mamma jokes




























"i'll keep my eyes and ears open to further my JEVA quest."
--Lydia































































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past quote(s) of the homepage (not as great an honor)


"I am frightened by your obession with JEVA Seek professional help."
--Jenny Gray from Boston, MA





He just pulled JEVA out of his ass. He doesn't even know what it means"
--Devon





"And JEVA said, 'Let there be JEVA.'
And there was JEVA.
And there was JEVA, and there was JEVA:
The first JEVA."
--the book of Jevasis





"The JEVA you eat is the JEVA you shit."
--anonymous